They had been married eleven days, and were loitering over a
Sunday luncheon in their tiny home, when they first seriously
discussed finances; not theoretical finances, but finances as
bounded on one side by Bert's worn, brown leather pocket-book, and
on the other by his bank-book, with its confusing entries in black
and red ink.
Here on the table were seventeen dollars and eighty cents. Nancy
had flattened the bills, and arranged the silver in piles, as they
talked. This was Sunday; Bert would be paid on Saturday next.
Could Nancy manage on that?
Nancy felt a vague alarm. But she had been a wage earner herself.
She rose to the situation at once.
"Manage what, Bert? If you mean just meals, of course I can! But I
won't have this much every week for meals ...?"
Bert took out a fountain pen, and reached for a blank envelope.
"Do you mind working it out?--I think it's such fun!"
"I love it!" Nancy brought her brightest face to the problem. "Now
let's see--what have we? Exactly one hundred a month."
"Yes, but let's not count that extra hundred, Bee!" Nancy, like
all women, had given her new husband a new name. "Let's save that
and have it to blow in, all in a heap, for something special?"
"All right." Bert digressed long enough to catch the white hand
and kiss it, and say: "Isn't it wonderful--our sitting here
planning things together? Aren't we going to have fun!"
"Rent, thirty-five," Nancy began, after an interlude. Bert, who
had secured a large sheet of clean paper, made a neat entry,
"Rent, $35."
"You make such nice, firm figures, mine are always wavy!" observed
Nancy irrelevantly, at this. This led nowhere.
"Now one quarter of that rent ought to come out every week," Bert
submitted presently. "Eight dollars and a half must be put aside
every week."
"Out of this, too?" Nancy asked, touching the money on the table.
"Well, that's all that's left of half my salary, drawn in
advance," Bert said, pondering. "Yes, you see--we pay a month in
advance on the first!"
"And what have we besides this, Bee? Your Aunt Mary's check, and--
and what else?"
"Aunt Mary's hundred, which will certainly take care of the
freight bills," Bert calculated, "and that's all, except this."
"But, Bert--but, Bert--all that money we had in Boston?"
"Weren't we the extravagant wretches!" mused Nancy. "Taxis--tea-
parties--breakfast upstairs--silly pink silk stockings for Nancy,
a silly pongee vest for Bert--"
"But oh, what a grand time!" her husband finished unrepentantly.
"Wasn't it!" Nancy agreed dreamily. But immediately she was
businesslike again. "However, the lean years have set in," she
announced. "I'll have to count on a dollar a week laundry--laundry
and rent nine dollars and a half; piano and telephone at the rate
of three dollars a month--that's a dollar and a half more; milk, a
quart of milk and half a pint of cream a day, a dollar and
seventy-five cents more; what does that leave, Bert?"
"It leaves twelve dollars and twenty-five cents," said Bert.
"Gosh! I forgot them," Bert stated frankly. "I'll keep 'em under
fifteen cents a day," he added, "call it a dollar a week!"
"You can't!" protested Nancy, with a look of despair.
"I can if I've got to. Besides, we'll be off places, Sundays, and
I'll come home for lunch Saturday, and you'll feed me up."
"But, Bert," she began again presently, "I'll have to get ice, and
car fares, and drugs, and soap, and thread, and butter, and bread,
and meat, and salad-oil, and everything else in the world out of
that eleven-fifty!" Bert was frowning hard.
"You can't have the whole eleven-fifty," he told her reluctantly,
"I can walk one way, to Forty-Eighth Street, but I can't walk
both. I'll have to have some car fare. And my office suit has got
to be pressed about once every two weeks--"
"And newspapers!" added Nancy, dolefully. "Seven cents more!" And
they both burst into laughter. "But, Bee," she said presently,
ruffling his hair, as she sat on the arm of his chair, "really I
do not know what we will do in case of dentist's bills, or
illness, or when our clothes wear out. What do people do? Is
thirty-five too much rent, or what?"