If to do were as easy as to know what were good to do, Chapels had
been Churches, and poor men's cottages, princes' palaces.
MERCHANT OF VENICE.
"Dick," said Dr. Spencer, as the friends sat together in the evening,
after Mary's swoon, "you seem to have found an expedient for making
havoc among your daughters."
"If you like it, I have no more to say; but I should like to make you
sit for two hours in such a temperature. If they were mine--"
"Very fine talking, but I would not take the responsibility of
hindering the only pains that have ever been taken with that unlucky
place. You don't know that girl Ethel. She began at fifteen,
entirely of her own accord, and has never faltered. If any of the
children there are saved from perdition, it is owing to her, and I am
not going to be the man to stop her. They are strong, healthy girls,
and I cannot see that it does them any harm--rather good."
"Have you any special predilection for a room eight feet by nine?"
"Can't be helped. What would you have said if you had seen the
last?"
"What is this about one hundred and fifty pounds in hand?"
"The ladies here chose to have a fancy fair, the only result of
which, hitherto, has been the taking away my Flora. There is the
money, but the land can't be had."
"Tied up between the Drydale Estate and -- College, and in the hands
of the quarry master, Nicolson. There was an application made to the
College, but they did not begin at the right end."
"Upon my word, Dick, you take it easy!" cried his friend, rather
indignantly.
"I own I have not stirred in the matter," said Dr. May. "I knew
nothing would come to good under the pack of silly women that our
schools are ridden with--" and, as he heard a sound a little like
"pish!" he continued, "and that old Ramsden, it is absolutely useless
to work with such a head--or no head. There's nothing for it but to
wait for better times, instead of setting up independent,
insubordinate action."
"You are the man to leave venerable abuses undisturbed!"
"Ah! it was not the way you set to work in Poonshedagore."
"Why, really, when the venerable abuses consisted of Hindoos praying
to their own three-legged stools, and keeping sacred monkeys in
honour of the ape Hanyuman, it was a question whether one could be a
Christian oneself, and suffer it undisturbed. It was coming it too
strong, when I was requested to lend my own step-ladder for the
convenience of an exhibition of a devotee swinging on hooks in his
sides."
Dr. Spencer had, in fact, never rested till he had established a
mission in his former remote station; and his brown godson, once a
Brahmin, now an exemplary clergyman, traced his conversion to the
friendship and example of the English physician.
"Well, I have lashed about me at abuses, in my time," said Dr. May.
"I dare say you have, Dick!" and they both laughed--the inconsiderate
way was so well delineated.
"Just so," replied Dr. May; "and I made enemies enough to fetter me
now. I do not mean that I have done right--I have not; but there is
a good deal on my hands, and I don't write easily. I have been
slower to take up new matters than I ought to have been."
"I see, I see!" said Dr. Spencer, rather sorry for his implied
reproach, "but must Cocksmoor be left to its fate, and your gallant
daughter to hers?"
"The vicar won't stir. He is indolent enough by nature, and worse
with gout; and I do not see what good I could do. I once offended
the tenant, Nicolson, by fining him for cheating his unhappy
labourers, on the abominable truck system; and he had rather poison
me than do anything to oblige me. And, as to the copyholder, he is a
fine gentleman, who never comes near the place, nor does anything for
it."
"Sir Henry Walkinghame! I know the man. I found him in one of the
caves at Thebes, among the mummies, laid up with a fever, nearly
ready to be a mummy himself! I remember bleeding him--irregular, was
not it? but one does not stand on ceremony in Pharaoh's tomb. I got
him through with it; we came up the Nile together, and the last I saw
of him was at Alexandria. He is your man! something might be done
with him!"
"I believe Flora promises to ask him if she should ever meet him in
London, but he is always away. If ever we should be happy enough to
get an active incumbent, we shall have a chance."
Two days after, Ethel came down equipped for Cocksmoor. It was as
hot as ever, and Mary was ordered to stay at home, being somewhat
pacified by a promise that she should go again as soon as the weather
was fit for anything but a salamander.
Dr. Spencer was in the hall, with his bamboo, his great Panama hat,
and gray loose coat, for he entirely avoided, except on Sundays, the
medical suit of black. He offered to relieve Ethel of her bag of
books.
"No thank you." (He had them by this time). "But I am going to
Cocksmoor."
"I shall be very glad of the pleasure of your company, but I am not
in the least afraid of going alone," said she, smiling, however, so
as to show she was glad of such pleasant company. "I forewarn you
though that I have business there."
"And you must promise not to turn against me. I have undergone a
great deal already about that place. Norman was always preaching
against it, and now that he has become reasonable, I can't have papa
set against it again--besides, he would mind you more."
Dr. Spencer promised to do nothing but what was quite reasonable.
Ethel believed that he accompanied her merely because his gallantry
would not suffer her to go unescorted, and she was not sorry, for it
was too long a walk for solitude to be very agreeable, when strange
wagoners might be on the road, though she had never let them be
"lions in the path."
The walk was as pleasant as a scorching sun would allow, and by the
time they arrived at the scattered cottages, Ethel had been drawn
into explaining many of her Cocksmoor perplexities.
"If you could get the land granted, where should you choose to have
it?" he asked. "You know it will not do to go and say, 'Be pleased
to give me a piece of land,' without specifying what, or you might
chance to have one at the Land's End."
"I see, that was one of the blunders," said Ethel. "But I had often
thought of this nice little square place, between two gardens, and
sheltered by the old quarry."
"Ha! hardly space enough, I should say," replied Dr. Spencer,
stepping it out. "No, that won't do, so confined by the quarry. Let
us look farther."
A surmise crossed Ethel. Could he be going to take the work on
himself, but that was too wild a supposition--she knew he had nothing
of his own, only a moderate pension from the East India Company.
"What do you think of this?" he said, coming to the slope of a knoll,
commanding a pretty view of the Abbotstoke woods, clear from houses,
and yet not remote from the hamlet. She agreed that it would do
well, and he kicked up a bit of turf, and pryed into the soil,
pronouncing it dry, and fit for a good foundation. Then he began to
step it out, making a circuit that amazed her, but he said, "It is
of no use to do it at twice. Your school can be only the first step
towards a church, and you had better have room--enough at once. It
will serve as an endowment in the meantime."
He would not let her remain in the sun, and she went into school.
She found him, when she came out, sitting in the arbour smoking a
cigar-rather a shock to her feelings, though he threw it away the
instant she appeared, and she excused him for his foreign habits.
In the evening, he brought down a traveller's case of instruments,
and proceeded to draw a beautiful little map of Cocksmoor, where it
seemed that he had taken all his measurements, whilst she was in
school. He ended by an imaginary plan and elevation for the school,
with a pretty oriel window and bell-gable, that made Ethel sigh with
delight at the bare idea.
Next day, he vanished after dinner, but this he often did; he used to
say he must go and have a holiday of smoking--he could not bear too
much civilised society. He came back for tea, however, and had not
sat down long before he said, "Now, I know all about it. I shall
pack up my goods, and be off for Vienna to-morrow."
"To Vienna!" was the general and dolorous outcry, and Gertrude laid
hold of him and said he should not go.
"I am coming back," he said, "if you will have me. The college holds
a court at Fordholm on the 3rd, and on the last of this month, I hope
to return."
"College! Court! What are you going to do at Vienna? Where have
you left your senses?" asked Dr. May.
"I find Sir Henry Walkinghame is there. I have been on an exploring
expedition to Drydale, found out his man of business, and where he is
to be written to. The college holds a court at Fordholm, and I hope
to have our business settled."
Ethel was too much confounded to speak. Her father was exclaiming on
the shortness of the time.
"Plenty of time," said Dr. Spencer, demonstrating that he should be
able to travel comfortably, and have four days to spare at Vienna--a
journey which he seemed to think less of, than did Dr. May of going
to London.
As to checking him, of that there was no possibility, nor, indeed,
notion, though Ethel did not quite know how to believe in it, nor
that the plan could come to good. Ethel was much better by this
time: by her vigorous efforts, she had recovered her tone of mind and
interest in what was passing; and though now and then Norman's
letters, carrying sentences of remembrance, made her glow a little,
she was so steady to her resolution that she averted all traffic in
messages through her brother's correspondence, and, in that fear,
allowed it to lapse into Margaret's hands more than she had ever
done. Indeed, no one greatly liked writing from home, it was
heartless work to say always, "No news from the Alcestis and yet they
all declared they were not anxious.
Hector Ernescliffe knelt a great while beside Margaret's sofa, on the
first evening of his holidays, and there was a long low-voiced talk
between them. Ethel wished that she had warned him off, for Margaret
looked much more harassed and anxious, after having heard the
outpouring of all that was on his mind.
Dr. Spencer thought her looking worse, when he came, as come he did,
on the appointed day. He had brought Sir Henry Walkinghame's full
consent to the surrender of the land; drawn up in such form as could
be acted upon, and a letter to his man of business. But Nicolson!
He was a worse dragon nearer home, hating all schools, especially
hating Dr. May.
However, said Dr. Spencer, in eastern form, "Have I encountered
Rajahs, and smoked pipes with three-tailed Pachas, that I should
dread the face of the father of quarrymen."
What he did with the father of quarrymen was not known, whether he
talked him over, or bought him off--Margaret hoped the former; Dr.
May feared the latter; the results were certain; Mr. Nicolson had
agreed that the land should be given
up.
The triumphant Dr. Spencer sat down to write a statement to be shown
to the college authorities, when they should come to hold their
court.
"The land must be put into the hands of trustees," he said. "The
incumbent of course?"
"Then yourself; and we must have another. Your son-in-law?"
"I must go! I tell you, Dick; I must have a place of my own to smoke
my pipe in."
"Is that all?" said Dr. May. "I think you might be accommodated
here, unless you wished to be near your sister."
"My sister is always resorting to watering-places. My nieces do
nothing but play on the piano. No, I shall perhaps go off to
America, the only place I have not seen yet, and I more than half
engaged to go and help at Poonshedagore."
"Better order your coffin then," muttered Dr. May.
"I shall try lodgings in London, near the old hospital, perhaps--and
go and turn over the British Museum library."
"Look you here, Spencer, I have a much better plan. Do you know that
scrap of a house of mine, by the back gate, just big enough for you
and your pipe? Set up your staff there. Ethel will never get her
school built without you."
"It would be the best speculation for me. You would pay rent, and
the last old woman never did," continued Dr. May. "A garden the
length of this one--"
"But I say--I want to be near the British Museum."
"You have given Cocksmoor one lift," said Ethel, "and it will never
go on without you."
"It is such a nice house!" added the children, in chorus; "it would
be such fun to have you there."
"Daisy will never be able to spare her other doctor," said Margaret,
smiling.
"Run to Mrs. Adams, Tom, and get the key," said Dr. May.
There was a putting on of hats and bonnets, and the whole party
walked down the garden to inspect the house--a matter of curiosity to
some--for it was where the old lady had resided on whom Harry had
played so many tricks, and the subject of many myths hatched between
him and George Larkins.
It was an odd, little narrow slip of a house, four stories, of two
rooms all the way up, each with a large window, with a marked white
eyebrow. Dr. May eagerly pointed out all the conveniences, parlour,
museum, smoking den, while Dr. Spencer listened, and answered
doubtfully; and the children's clamorous anxiety seemed to render him
the more silent.
Hector Ernescliffe discovered a jackdaw's nest in the chimney,
whereupon the whole train rushed off to investigate, leaving the two
doctors and Ethel standing together in the empty parlour, Dr. May
pressing, Dr. Spencer raising desultory objections; but so evidently
against his own wishes, that Ethel said, "Now, indeed, you must not
disappoint us all."
He made a sign of assent--he could do no more, and just then Gertrude
came trotting back, so exceedingly smutty, as to call everybody's
attention. Hector had been shoving Tom half-way up the chimney, in
hopes of reaching the nest; and the consequences of this amateur
chimney-sweeping had been a plentiful bespattering of all the
spectators with soot, that so greatly distressed the young ladies,
that Mary and Blanche had fled away from public view.
Dr. Spencer's first act of possession was to threaten to pull Tom
down by the heels for disturbing his jackdaws, whereupon there was a
general acclamation; and Dr. May began to talk of marauding times,
when the jackdaws in the Minster tower had been harried.
"Ah!" said Dr. Spencer, as Tom emerged, blacker than the outraged
jackdaws, and half choked, "what do you know about jackdaws' nests?
You that are no Whichcote scholars."
"Don't we?" cried Hector, "when there is a jackdaw's nest in Eton
Chapel, twenty feet high."
"Old Grey made that!" said Tom, who usually acted the part of esprit
fort to Hector's credulity.
"Why, there is a picture of it on Jesse's book," said Hector.
"But may not we get up on the roof, to see if we can get at the nest,
papa? " said Tom.
Dr. Spencer did not gainsay it, and proceeded even to show the old
Whichcote spirit, by leading the assault, and promising to take care
of Aubrey, while Ethel retained Gertrude, and her father too; for Dr.
May had such a great inclination to scramble up the ladder after
them, that she, thinking it a dangerous experiment for so helpless an
arm, was obliged to assure him that it would create a sensation among
the gossiphood of Stoneborough, if their physician were seen
disporting himself on the top of the house.
"Ah! I'm not a physician unattached, like him," said Dr. May,
laughing. "Hullo! have you got up, Tom? There's a door up there.
I'll show you--"
"No, don't papa. Think of Mrs. Ledwich; and asking her to see two
trustees up there!" said Ethel.
"Ah! Mrs. Ledwich; what is to be done with her, Ethel?"
"I am sure I can't tell. If Flora were but at home, she would manage
it."
"Spencer can manage anything!" was the answer. "That was the
happiest chance imaginable that you came home with me, and so we came
to go by the same train."
Ethel was only afraid that time was being cruelly wasted; but the
best men, and it is emphatically the best that generally are so--have
the boy strong enough on one side or other of their natures, to be a
great provocation to womankind; and Dr. Spencer did not rest from his
pursuit till the brood of the jackdaws had been discovered, and two
gray-headed nestlings kidnapped, which were destined to a wicker cage
and education. Little Aubrey was beyond measure proud, and was
suggesting all sorts of outrageous classical names for them, till
politely told by Tom that he would make them as great prigs as
himself, and that their names should be nothing but Jack and Jill.
"There's nothing for it but for Aubrey to go to school," cried Tom,
sententiously turning round to Ethel.
Tom coloured, as if sorry for his movement, and hastened away to make
himself sufficiently clean to go in quest of a prison for his
captives.
Dr. Spencer began to bethink him of the paper that he had been so
eagerly drawing up, and looking at his own begrimed hands, asked
Ethel whether she would have him for a trustee.
"Will the other eight ladies?" said Ethel, "that's the point."
"Ha, Spencer! you did not know what you were undertaking. Do you
wish to be let off?" said Dr. May.
"Not I," said the undaunted doctor. "Come, Ethel, let us hear what
should be done."
"There's no time," said Ethel, bewildered. "The court will be only
on the day after to-morrow."
"Ample time!" said Dr. Spencer, who seemed ready to throw himself
into it with all his might. "What we have to do is this. The ladies
to be propitiated are--"
"Nine Muses, to whom you will have to act Apollo," said Dr. May, who,
having put his friend into the situation, had a mischievous delight
in laughing at him, and watching what he would do.
"Rather eight and nine," said Ethel, "though Flora may be somebody
now."
"Seven then," said Dr. Spencer. "Well then, Ethel, suppose we set
out on our travels this afternoon. Visit these ladies, get them to
call a meeting to-morrow, and sanction their three trustees."
"You little know what a work it is to call a meeting, or how many
notes Miss Rich sends out before one can be accomplished."
"Faint heart--you know the proverb, Ethel. Allons. I'll call on
Mrs. Ledwich--"
"Stay," said Dr. May. "Let Ethel do that, and ask her to tea, and we
will show her your drawing of the school."
So the remaining ladies were divided--Ethel was to visit Miss
Anderson, Miss Boulder, and Mrs. Ledwich; Dr. Spencer, the rest, and
a meeting, if possible, be appointed for the next day.
Ethel did as she was told, though rather against the grain, and her
short, abrupt manner was excused the more readily, that Dr. Spencer
had been a subject of much mysterious speculation in Stoneborough,
and to gain any intelligence respecting him, was a great object; so
that she was extremely welcome wherever she called.
Mrs. Ledwich promised to come to tea, and instantly prepared to walk
to Miss Rich, and authorise her to send out the notes of summons to
the morrow's meeting. Ethel offered to walk with her, and found Mrs.
and Miss Rich in a flutter, after Dr. Spencer's call; the daughter
just going to put on her bonnet and consult Mrs. Ledwich, and both
extremely enchanted with Dr. Spencer, who "would be such an
acquisition."
The hour was fixed and the notes sent out, and Ethel met Dr. Spencer
at the garden gate.
"Well!" he said, smiling, "I think we have fixed them off--have not
we?"
"Yes; but is it not heartless that everything should be done through
so much nonsense?"
"Did you ever hear why the spire of Ulm Cathedral was never
finished?" said Dr. Spencer.
"Because the citizens would accept no help from their neighbours."
"I am glad enough of help when it comes in the right way, and from
good motives."
"There are more good motives in the world than you give people credit
for, Ethel. You have a good father, good sense, and a good
education; and you have some perception of the system by which things
like this should be done. Unfortunately, the system is in bad hands
here, and these good ladies have been left to work for themselves,
and it is no wonder that there is plenty of little self-importance,
nonsense, and the like, among them; but for their own sakes we should
rather show them the way, than throw them overboard."
"I can't say they seemed to me so very formidable," said Dr. Spencer.
"Gentle little women."
"Oh! it is only Mrs. Ledwich that stirs them up. I hope you are
prepared for that encounter."
Mrs. Ledwich came to tea, sparkling with black bugles, and was very
patronising and amiable. Her visits were generally subjects of great
dread, for she talked unceasingly, laid down the law, and overwhelmed
Margaret with remedies; but to-night Dr. Spencer took her in hand.
It was not that he went out of his ordinary self, he was always the
same simple-mannered, polished gentleman; but it was this that told--
she was evidently somewhat in awe of him--the refinement kept her in
check. She behaved very quietly all the evening, admired the plans,
consented to everything, and was scarcely Mrs. Ledwich!
"You will get on now, Ethel," said Dr. May afterwards. "Never fear
but that he will get the Ladies' Committee well in hand."
"Why do you think so, papa?"
That was all she could extract from him, though he looked very arch.
The Ladies' Committee accepted of their representatives with full
consent; and the indefatigable Dr. Spencer next had to hunt up the
fellow trustee. He finally contrived to collect every one he wanted
at Fordholm, the case was laid before the College--the College was
propitious, and by four o'clock in the evening, Dr. Spencer laid
before Ethel the promise of the piece of land.
Mary's joy was unbounded, and Ethel blushed, and tried to thank.
This would have been the summit of felicity a year ago, and she was
vexed with herself for feeling that though land and money were both
in such safe hands, she could not care sufficiently to feel the
ecstasy the attainment of her object would once have given to her.
Then she would have been frantic with excitement, and heedless of
everything; now she took it so composedly as to annoy herself.
"To think of that one week at Oxford having so entirely turned this
head of mine!"
Perhaps it was the less at home, because she had just heard that
George and Flora had accepted an invitation to Glenbracken, but
though the zest of Cocksmoor might be somewhat gone, she called
herself to order, and gave her full attention to all that was planned
by her champion.
Never did man plunge into business more thoroughly than he, when he
had once undertaken it. He was one of those men who, from gathering
particulars of every practical matter that comes under their notice,
are able to accomplish well whatever they set their hand to; and
building was not new to him, though his former subjects--a church and
mission station in India--bore little remembrance to the present.
He bought a little round dumpling of a white pony, and trotted all
over the country in search of building materials and builders, he
discovered trees in distant timber-yards, he brought home specimens
of stone, one in each pocket, to compare and analyse, he went to
London to look at model schools, he drew plans each more neat and
beautiful than the last, he compared builders' estimates, and wrote
letters to the National Society, so as to be able to begin in the
spring.
In the meantime he was settling himself, furnishing his new house
with great precision and taste. He would have no assistance in his
choice, either of servants or furniture, but made numerous journeys
of inspection to Whitford, to Malvern, and to London, and these
seemed to make him the more content with Stoneborough. Sir Matthew
Fleet had evidently chilled him, and as he found his own few
remaining relations uncongenial, he became the more ready to find a
resting-place in the gray old town, the scene of his school life,
beside the friend of his youth, and the children of her, for whose
sake he had never sought a home of his own. Though he now and then
talked of seeing America, or of going back to India, in hopes of
assisting his beloved mission at Poonshedagore, these plans were fast
dying away, as he formed habits and attachments, and perceived the
sphere of usefulness open to him.
It was a great step when his packages arrived, and his beautiful
Indian curiosities were arranged, making his drawing-room as pretty a
room as could anywhere be seen; in readiness, as he used to tell
Ethel, for a grand tea-party for all the Ladies' Committee, when he
should borrow her and the best silver teapot to preside. Moreover,
he had a chemical apparatus, a telescope, and microscope, of great
power, wherewith he tried experiments that were the height of
felicity to Tom and Ethel, and much interested their father. He made
it his business to have full occupation for himself, with plans,
books, or correspondence, so as not to be a charge on the hands of
the May family, with whom he never spent an evening without special
and earnest invitation.
He gave attendance at the hospital on alternate days, as well as
taking off Dr. May's hands such of his gratuitous patients as were
not averse to quit their old doctor, and could believe in a physician
in shepherd's plaid, and Panama hat. Exceedingly sociable, he soon
visited every one far and wide, and went to every sort of party, from
the grand dinners of the "county families," to the tea-drinkings of
the Stoneborough ladies--a welcome guest at all, and enjoying each in
his own way. English life was so new to him that he entered into the
little accessories with the zest of a youth; and there seemed to be a
curious change between the two old fellow students, the elder and
more staid of former days having come back with unencumbered
freshness to enliven his friend, just beginning to grow aged under
the wear of care and sorrows.
It was very droll to hear Dr. May laughing at Dr. Spencer's histories
of his adventures, and at the new aspects in which his own well-
trodden district appeared to travelled eyes; and not less amusing was
Dr. Spencer's resolute defence of all the nine muses, generally and
individually.
He certainly had no reason to think ill of them. As one woman, they
were led by him, and conformed their opinions. The only seceder was
Louisa Anderson, who had her brother for her oracle; and, indeed, the
more youthful race, to whom Harvey was the glass of fashion, uttered
disrespectful opinions as to the doctor's age, and would not accede
to his being, as Mrs. Ledwich declared, "much younger than Dr. May."
Harvey Anderson had first attempted patronage, then argument, with
Dr. Spencer, but found him equally impervious to both. "Very clever,
but an old world man," said Harvey. "He has made up his bundle of
prejudices."
"Clever sort of lad!" said Dr. Spencer, "a cool hand, but very
shallow--"
Ethel wondered to hear thus lightly disposed of, the powers of
argument that had been thought fairly able to compete with Norman,
and which had taxed him so severely. She did not know how
differently abstract questions appear to a mature mind, confirmed in
principle by practice; and to one young, struggling in self-
formation, and more used to theories than to realities.