EVANS. Peace your tattlings. What is fair, William?
WILLIAM. PULCHER.
QUICKLY. Poulcats! there are fairer things than poulcats sure!
EVANS. I pray you have your remembrance, child, accusative
HING HANG HOG.
QUICKLY. HANG HOG is Latin for bacon, I warrant you.
SHAKESPEARE.
In a large family it must often happen, that since every member of it
cannot ride the same hobby, nor at the same time, their several
steeds must sometimes run counter to each other; and so Ethel found
it, one morning when Miss Winter, having a bad cold, had given her an
unwonted holiday.
Mr. Wilmot had sent a large parcel of books for her to choose from
for Cocksmoor, but this she could not well do without consultation.
The multitude bewildered her, she was afraid of taking too many or
too few, and the being brought to these practical details made her
sensible that though her schemes were very grand and full for future
doings, they passed very lightly over the intermediate ground. The
Paulo post fulurum was a period much more developed in her
imagination than the future, that the present was flowing into.
Where was her coadjutor, Richard? Writing notes for papa, and not to
be disturbed. She had better have waited tranquilly, but this would
not suit her impatience, and she ran up to Margaret's room. There
she found a great display of ivy leaves, which Norman, who had been
turning half the shops in the town upside down in search of
materials, was instructing her to imitate in leather-work--a regular
mania with him, and apparently the same with Margaret.
In came Ethel. "Oh, Margaret, will you look at these 'First Truths?'
Do you think they would be easy enough? Shall I take some of the
Parables and Miracles at once, or content myself with the book about
'Jane Sparks?'"
"There's some very easy reading in 'Jane Sparks', isn't there? I
would not make the little books from the New Testament too common."
"Take care, that leaf has five points," said Norman.
"Shall I bring you up 'Jane Sparks' to see? Because then you can
judge," said Ethel.
"There, Norman, is that right?--what a beauty! I should like to look
over them by-and-by, dear Ethel, very much."
Ethel gazed and went away, more put out than was usual with her.
"When Margaret has a new kind of fancy work," she thought, "she cares
for nothing else! as if my poor children did not signify more than
trumpery leather leaves!" She next met Flora.
"Oh, Flora, see here, what a famous parcel of books Mr. Wilmot has
sent us to choose from."
"All those!" said Flora, turning them over as they lay heaped on the
drawing-room sofa; "what a confusion!"
"See, such a parcel of reading books. I want to know what you think
of setting them up with 'Jane Sparks', as it is week-day teaching."
"You will be very tired of hearing those spelled over for ever; they
have some nicer books at the national school."
"What is the name of them? Do you see any of them here?"
"No, I don't think I do, but I can't wait to look now. I must write
some letters. You had better put them together a little. If you
were to sort them, you would know what is there. Now, what a mess
they are in."
Ethel could not deny it, and began to deal them out in piles, looking
somewhat more fitting, but still felt neglected and aggrieved, at no
one being at leisure but Harry, who was not likely to be of any use
to her.
Presently she heard the study door open, and hoped; but though it was
Richard who entered the room, he was followed by Tom, and each held
various books that boded little good to her. Miss Winter had, much
to her own satisfaction, been relieved from the charge of Tom, whose
lessons Richard had taken upon himself; and thus Ethel had heard so
little about them for a long time past, that even in her vexation and
desire to have them over, she listened with interest, desirous to
judge what sort of place Tom might be likely to take in school.
She did not perceive that this made Richard nervous and uneasy. He
had a great dislike to spectators of Latin lessons; he never had
forgotten an unlucky occasion, some years back, when his father was
examining him in the Georgics, and he, dull by nature, and duller by
confusion and timidity, had gone on rendering word for word--enim
for, seges a crop, lini of mud, urit burns, campum the field, avenae
a crop of pipe, urit burns it; when Norman and Ethel had first warned
him of the beauty of his translation by an explosion of laughing,
when his father had shut the book with a bounce, shaken his head in
utter despair, and told him to give up all thoughts of doing
anything--and when Margaret had cried with vexation. Since that
time, he had never been happy when any one was in earshot of a
lesson; but to-day he had no escape--Harry lay on the rug reading,
and Ethel sat forlorn over her books on the sofa. Tom, however, was
bright enough, declined his Greek nouns irreproachably, and construed
his Latin so well, that Ethel could not help putting in a word or two
of commendation, and auguring the third form. "Do let him off the
parsing, Ritchie," said she coaxingly--"he has said it so well, and I
want you so much."
"I am afraid I must not," said Richard; who, to her surprise, did not
look pleased or satisfied with the prosperous translation; "but come,
Tom, you shan't have many words, if you really know them."
Tom twisted and looked rather cross, but when asked to parse the word
viribus, answered readily and correctly.
"Third person singular, praeter perfect tense of the verb affo,
affis, affui, affere, gabbled off Tom with such confidence, that
though Ethel gave an indignant jump, Richard was almost startled into
letting it pass, and disbelieving himself. He remonstrated in a
somewhat hesitating voice. "Did you find that in the dictionary?"
said he; "I thought affui came from adsum."
"Oh, to be sure, stupid fool of a word, so it does!" said Tom
hastily. "I had forgot--adsum, ades, affui, adesse."
Richard said no more, but proposed the word oppositus.
Ethel was surprised, for she remembered that it was, in this passage,
part of a passive verb, which Tom had construed correctly, "it was
objected," and she had thought this very creditable to him, whereas
he now evidently took it for opposite; however, on Richard's reading
the line, he corrected himself and called it a participle, but did
not commit himself further, till asked for its derivation.
"Hallo!" cried Harry, who hitherto had been abstracted in his book,
but now turned, raised himself on his elbow, and, at the blunder,
shook his thick yellow locks, and showed his teeth like a young lion.
"No, now, Tom, pay attention," said Richard resignedly. "If you
found out its meaning, you must have seen its derivation."
"Oppositus," said Tom, twisting his fingers, and gazing first at
Ethel, then at Harry, in hopes of being prompted, then at the ceiling
and floor, the while he drawled out the word with a whine, "why,
oppositus from op-posor."
Tom again looked for help to Harry, who made a mischievous movement
of his lips, as if prompting, and, deceived by it, he said boldly,
"From op-possum."
"That's right! let us hear him decline it!" cried Harry, in an
ecstasy. "Oppossum, opottis, opposse, or oh-pottery!"
"Harry," said Richard, in a gentle reasonable voice, "I wish you
would be so kind as not to stay, if you cannot help distracting him."
And Harry, who really had a tolerable share of forbearance and
consideration, actually obeyed, contenting himself with tossing his
book into the air and catching it again, while he paused at the door
to give his last unsolicited assistance. "Decline oppossum you say.
I'll tell you how: O-possum re-poses up a gum tree. O-pot-you-I
will, says the O-posse of Yankees, come out to ketch him. Opossum
poses them and declines in O-pot-esse by any manner of means of o-
potting-di-do-dum, was quite oppositum-oppotitu, in fact, quite
contrairy."
Richard, with the gravity of a victim, heard this sally of schoolboy
wit, which threw Ethel back on the sofa in fits of laughing, and
declaring that the Opossum declined, not that he was declined; but,
in the midst of the disturbance thus created, Tom stepped up to her,
and whispered, "Do tell me, Ethel!"
"Indeed I shan't," said she. "Why don't you say fairly if you don't
know?"
He was obliged to confess his ignorance, and Richard made him
conjugate the whole verb opponor from beginning to end, in which he
wanted a good deal of help.
Ethel could not help saying, "How did you find out the meaning of
that word, Tom, if you didn't look out the verb?"
"I--don't know," drawled Tom, in the voice, half sullen, half
piteous, which he always assumed when out of sorts.
"It is very odd," she said decidedly; but Richard took no notice, and
proceeded to the other lessons, which went off tolerably well, except
the arithmetic, where there was some great misunderstanding, into
which Ethel did not enter for some time. When she did attend, she
perceived that Tom had brought a right answer, without understanding
the working of the sum, and that Richard was putting him through it.
She began to be worked into a state of dismay and indignation at
Tom's behaviour, and Richard's calm indifference, which made her
almost forget 'Jane Sparks', and long to be alone with Richard; but
all the world kept coming into the room, and going out, and she could
not say what was in her mind till after dinner, when, seeing Richard
go up into Margaret's room, she ran after him, and entering it,
surprised Margaret, by not beginning on her books, but saying at
once, "Ritchie, I wanted to speak to you about Tom. I am sure he
shuffled about those lessons."
"I am afraid he does," said Richard, much concerned.
"Much too often," said Richard; "but I have never been able to detect
him; he is very sharp, and has some underhand way of preparing his
lessons that I cannot make out."
"Did you know it, Margaret?" said Ethel, astonished not to see her
sister looked shocked as well as sorry.
"Yes," said Margaret, "Ritchie and I have often talked it over, and
tried to think what was to be done."
"Dear me! why don't you tell papa? It is such a terrible thing!"
"So it is," said Margaret, "but we have nothing positive or tangible
to accuse Tom of; we don't know what he does, and have never caught
him out."
"I am sure he must have found out the meaning of that oppositum in
some wrong way--if he had looked it out, he would only have found
opposite. Nothing but opponor could have shown him the rendering
which he made."
"That's like what I have said almost every day," said Richard, "but
there we are--I can't get any further."
"Perhaps he guesses by the context," said Margaret.
"It would be impossible to do so always," said both the Latin
scholars at once.
"Well, I can't think how you can take it so quietly," said Ethel. "I
would have told papa the first moment, and put a stop to it. I have
a great mind to do so, if you won't.
"Ethel, Ethel, that would never do!" exclaimed Margaret, "pray don't.
Papa would be so dreadfully grieved and angry with poor Tom."
"You don't know what it is to see papa angry," said Richard.
"Dear me, Richard!" cried Ethel, who thought she knew pretty well
what his sharp words were. "I'm sure papa never was angry with me,
without making me love him more, and, at least, want to be better."
"I think he would be so very angry, that Tom, who, you know, is timid
and meek, would be dreadfully frightened," said Richard.
"That's just what he ought to be, frightened out of these tricks."
"I am afraid it would frighten him into them still more," said
Richard, "and perhaps give him such a dread of my father as would
prevent him from ever being open with him."
"Besides, it would make papa so very unhappy," added Margaret. "Of
course, if poor dear Tom had been found out in any positive deceit,
we ought to mention it at once, and let him be punished; but while it
is all vague suspicion, and of what papa has such a horror of, it
would only grieve him, and make him constantly anxious, without,
perhaps, doing Tom any good."
"I think all that is expediency," said Ethel, in her bluff, abrupt
way.
"Besides," said Richard, "we have nothing positive to accuse him of,
and if we had, it would be of no use. He will be at school in three
weeks, and there he would be sure to shirk, even if he left it off
here. Every one does, and thinks nothing of it."
"Richard!" cried both sisters, shocked. "You never did?"
"No, we didn't, but most others do, and not bad fellows either. It
is not the way of boys to think much of those things."
"It is mean--it is dishonourable--it is deceitful!" cried Ethel.
"I know it is very wrong, but you'll never get the general run of
boys to think so," said Richard.
"Then Tom ought not to go to school at all till he is well armed
against it," said Ethel.
"That can't be helped," said Richard. "He will get clear of it in
time, when he knows better."
"I will talk to him," said Margaret, "and, indeed, I think it would
be better than worrying papa."
"Well," said Ethel, "of course I shan't tell, because it is not my
business, but I think papa ought to know everything about us, and I
don't like your keeping anything back. It is being almost as bad as
Tom himself."
With which words, as Flora entered, Ethel marched out of the room in
displeasure, and went down, resolved to settle Jane Sparks by
herself.
"Ethel is out of sorts to-day," said Flora. "What's the matter?"
"We have had a discussion," said Margaret. "She has been terribly
shocked by finding out what we have often thought about poor little
Tom, and she thinks we ought to tell papa. Her principle is quite
right, but I doubt--"
"I know exactly how Ethel would do it!" cried Flora; "blurt out all
on a sudden, 'Papa, Tom cheats at his lessons!' then there would be a
tremendous uproar, papa would scold Tom till he almost frightened him
out of his wits, and then find out it was only suspicion."
"And never have any comfort again," said Margaret. "He would always
dread that Tom was deceiving him, and then think it was all for want
of-- Oh, no, it will never do to speak of it, unless we find out some
positive piece of misbehaviour."
"And it would do Tom no good to make him afraid of papa," said
Richard.
"Ethel's rule is right in principle," said Margaret thoughtfully,
"that papa ought to know all without reserve, and yet it will hardly
do in practice. One must use discretion, and not tease him about
every little thing. He takes them so much to heart, that he would be
almost distracted; and, with so much business abroad, I think at home
he should have nothing but rest, and, as far as we can, freedom from
care and worry. Anything wrong about the children brings on the
grief so much, that I cannot bear to mention it."
Richard and Flora agreed with her, admiring the spirit which made
her, in her weakness and helplessness, bear the whole burden of
family cares alone, and devote herself entirely to spare her father.
He was, indeed, her first object, and she would have sacrificed
anything to give him ease of mind; but, perhaps, she regarded him
more as a charge of her own, than as, in very truth, the head of the
family. She had the government in her hands, and had never been used
to see him exercise it much in detail (she did not know how much her
mother had referred to him in private), and had succeeded to her
authority at a time when his health and spirits were in such a state
as to make it doubly needful to spare him. It was no wonder that she
sometimes carried her consideration beyond what was strictly right,
and forgot that he was the real authority, more especially as his
impulsive nature sometimes carried him away, and his sound judgment
was not certain to come into play at the first moment, so that it
required some moral courage to excite displeasure, so easy of
manifestation; and of such courage there was, perhaps, a deficiency
in her character. Nor had she yet detected her own satisfaction in
being the first with every one in the family.
Ethel was put out, as Flora had discovered, and when she was
downstairs she found it out, and accused herself of having been cross
to Margaret, and unkind to Tom--of wishing to be a tell-tale. But
still, though displeased with herself, she was dissatisfied with
Margaret; it might be right, but it did not agree with her notions.
She wanted to see every one uncompromising, as girls of fifteen
generally do; she had an intense disgust and loathing of underhand
ways, could not bear to think of Tom's carrying them on, and going to
a place of temptation with them uncorrected; and she looked up to her
father with the reverence and enthusiasm of one like minded.
She was vexed on another score. Norman came home from Abbotstoke
Grange without having seen Miss Rivers, but with a fresh basket of
choice flowers, rapturous descriptions of Mr. Rivers's prints, and a
present of an engraving, in shading, such as to give the effect of a
cast, of a very fine head of Alexander. Nothing was to be thought of
but a frame for this--olive, bay, laurel, everything appropriate to
the conqueror. Margaret and Norman were engrossed in the subject,
and, to Ethel, who had no toleration for fancy work, who expected
everything to be either useful and intellectual, this seemed very
frivolous. She heard her father say how glad he was to see Norman
interested and occupied, and certainly, though it was only in leather
leaves, it was better than drooping and attending to nothing. She
knew, too, that Margaret did it for his sake, but, said Ethel to
herself, "It was very odd that people should find amusement in such
things. Margaret always had a turn for them, but it was very strange
in Norman."
Then came the pang of finding out that this was aggravated by the
neglect of herself; she called it all selfishness, and felt that she
had had an uncomfortable, unsatisfactory day, with everything going
wrong.