Pless my soul, how full of chollors I am, and trempling
of mind! I shall be glad if he have deceived me. How
melancholies I am! I will knog his urinals about his knave's
costard when I have goot opportunities for the ork. Pless
Disarm them, and let them question; let them keep
their limbs whole and hack our English.
I pray you, let-a me speak a word with your ear.
Verefore will you not meet-a me?
EVANS [Aside to CAIUS] Pray you use your patience; in
By gar, you are de coward, de Jack dog, John ape.
EVANS [Aside to CAIUS] Pray you, let us not be
laughing-stocks to other men's humours; I desire you in
friendship, and I will one way or other make you amends. [Aloud] I will knog your urinals about your knave's cogscomb
for missing your meetings and appointments.
Diable! Jack Rugby-mine Host de Jarteer-have I
not stay for him to kill him? Have I not, at de place I did
As I am a Christians soul, now, look you, this is the
place appointed. I'll be judgment by mine host of the
Peace, I say, Gallia and Gaul, French and Welsh,
soul-curer and body-curer.
Peace, I say. Hear mine host of the Garter. Am I
politic? am I subtle? am I a Machiavel? Shall I lose my
doctor? No; he gives me the potions and the motions. Shall I
lose my parson, my priest, my Sir Hugh? No; he gives me
the proverbs and the noverbs. Give me thy hand, terrestrial;
so. Give me thy hand, celestial; so. Boys of art, I have
deceiv'd you both; I have directed you to wrong places;
your hearts are mighty, your skins are whole, and let burnt
sack be the issue. Come, lay their swords to pawn. Follow
me, lads of peace; follow, follow, follow.
Trust me, a mad host. Follow, gentlemen, follow.
Ha, do I perceive dat? Have you make-a de sot of us,
This is well; he has made us his vlouting-stog. I
desire you that we may be friends; and let us knog our prains
together to be revenge on this same scall, scurvy, cogging
companion, the host of the Garter.
By gar, with all my heart. He promise to bring me
where is Anne Page; by gar, he deceive me too.
Well, I will smite his noddles. Pray you follow.