Frying Pan's Theology
 

Scene: On Monaro.
  DRAMATIS PERSONAE:
Shock-headed blackfellow,
  Boy (on a pony).
Snowflakes are falling
  So gentle and slow,
Youngster says, `Frying Pan,
  What makes it snow?'
Frying Pan confident
  Makes the reply --
`Shake 'em big flour bag
  Up in the sky!'
`What! when there's miles of it!
  Sur'ly that's brag.
Who is there strong enough
  Shake such a bag?'
`What parson tellin' you,
  Ole Mister Dodd,
Tell you in Sunday-school?
  Big feller God!
He drive His bullock dray,
  Then thunder go,
He shake His flour bag --
  Tumble down snow!'